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Introducing Virtual Con Solo

December 6th, 2006 by Mike

I’m so freakin’ excited I even donned this armor I nabbed after bagging some shinejob outside of town. Cleaned out the sweat and had the wookie fancy it up a little. Check out that pose, kid. Sometimes I even amaze myself. Anyways, back to the matter at hand. Now, I know a lot of you are jumping all over the damn place trying to find a Wii. Hell, a lot of you are jumping all over the place after you get your Wii. For those of you who managed to smuggle one to the homefront, good work. Just make sure your siblings keep their grubby paws off it.

[psthreepio and artoods won’t be ignored]

So after your years and years of damn waiting, the virtual console is up and running. She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, kid. I’ve made a lot of special modifications myself. You got your tried and true Super Nintendo, Genesis, N64, and Turbo-whatsamacallsit online and lookin’ at your wallet. We even threw in that old fossil NES business for good measure. Commodore 64 might be on the way, if you sit there nice and pretty and quit your whining.

Now the fancy men up top are gonna shoot some VC titles at ya every Monday, four in fact, and every once in a while I’ll chime in and give you some quick thoughts on the whole mess, maybe a fancy pose or two. Sorry sweetheart, I haven’t got time for anything else.

As it is, the interface is looking slick but we’re working on upping the speed a bit, get it up to par. It doesn’t matter if it’s shiny if the thing doesn’t zip. So even if you can’t find something you want, you can stare at it for a bit and pretend. Use the force or whatever it is you whackjobs use to move rocks, and maybe it’ll move a little faster.

Check it out and let me know what you think. On second thought, keep it to yourself, you want to talk big bring a sidearm and we’ll dance. I’ll take you down no matter how good you are. Good against remotes is one thing. Good against the living, that’s something else. Which reminds me, I’m gonna go engage in some WiiSports. Not sure how everybody else feels about that one yet, but one thing’s for sure, we’re all going to be a lot thinner. Time to go, so stop eyeballin’ me and make yourself useful.

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